Wednesday January 7, 2009
Okay, let me get this straight. It's the year 3001, I get charged with a crime, I go to jail and play nice, and I get to have virtual sex with Kira Kener and her hot sex buds, like Lola, Blair and Reagan Starr? Talk about an incentive to commit a misdemeanor! Someone ask H.G. Wells if I can borrow his time machine. I want in on this futuristic society in a big way! If mind sex for convicts really were the reality of the situation (Any president who wants to put this edict into effect going forward has my vote!), everyone would want to be put in prison, and the streets of the free world would be deserted immediately!
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Of course, you'd think that being forced to submit to copulation conditions of another person's doing would not always be pleasing. You'd also think that a DVD in which you can't control the virtual reality situations might get frustrating after a while. In fact, if you want to have virtual sex, why not go do so with the aid of a DVD from one of Vivid's virtual sex series? Certainly, you have that option. But I urge you to stick around and check out "The Prisoner" instead. Director Ren Savant's has come up with some interesting sexual situations that even my perverted mind hadn't thought of.
Be forewarned, though, because the plot plays out like something on the Sci-Fi Network. If you're a Trekkie or into the X-Files, Quantum Leap or that old 60s series "The Prisoner," the mind punishment plot might be a nice distraction for you. Personally, since the story forms the basis by which everyone in this flick gets laid, I had no problem sitting through it. But for the rest of you - the ones who never saw Captain Kirk get all hot and bothered over a green skinned chick or Princess Leia as a bikini wearing slave of Jabba the Hut- the plot may seem just a bit drawn out, in which case I suggest you use the remote to scroll straight to the sex scenes, of which there are plenty.
In fact, Director Ren Savant doesn't even waste our time by starting out with any storyline. Instead, you get some pleasing eye and mind candy in the form of Kira having sex with Prison Warden James Bonn. The two are fucking outside on a bed (Vivid's faux multiple camera angles, which sometimes can be annoying, work quite well in this clip). Bonn's eating out Kira, she's blowing his cock, the two are getting jiggy - It's a picnic of prick/poontang sucking and pussy penetration. Kira lies on her side and gets laid, resulting in the bed shaking and making noises (We've all been there before! In fact, I was there two days ago. A very good time if I do say so myself. Ah, but I digress...). Some brief close up cowgirl and doggy take place before Kira gets a load shot on her fabulous, yet fake, fleshy left tit to end the scene.
From the look of things, Kira's on Cloud Nine. But, as it turns out, she's not actually having sex. She's a prisoner getting rewarded for good behavior with a virtual fucking encounter. Of course, if she's bad...well we'll find out what happens to the bad people in a minute. Now it's time for some plot.
A reporter, played by the lovely Lola, arrives at the jailhouse looking to do a story about the goings on inside the prison. Bonn meets her at the gate and explains the process of rehabilitating the white collar criminals inside. The experimental concept allows for each inmate to be fastened with a collar that's configured to their physical and mental profile. Anyone acting bad within the walls or trying to escape to the outside is punished immediately. In one example, a prisoner jumps over a small wall and finds himself precariously balancing on the apex of a mountain. Porn special effects usually are pretty cheesy. Although this one isn't Matrix material, it is pretty good.
The warden also shows Lola other incidences of mind punishment, such as redhead Blair sitting nude in the middle of the prison compound. She thinks she's confined to a box, but the reality of the situation is that it's all in her mind.
Even the guards can get on the virtual reality stuff. This is displayed when a guard puts on some VR glasses and conjures up a conjugal visit with Blair. She sucks him off very well and then gets cunni during an OK multiple angle moment. Eventually, she receives a condom covered cock supine, doggy and cowgirl until the guard can take no more and shoots spew all over her face.
Lola, meanwhile, implores the warden to let her go undercover and get a first hand view of the mind prison and the effect it can have on an inmate. The warden obliges and Lola is fitted with a collar and has her nude body scanned so a virtual copy can be placed on file (presumably so the guards can have a good old time with her image just like they did with Blair in the previous sex scene).
By this time, I was getting bored with the plot. I wanted to see some screwing, but this movie insisted on inserting more story before my sexual appetite was satiated. Points off for that. Anyway, things pick up a bit when Lola attempts to talk to a fellow inmate named Nelson Bryce (Anard Bhatt). Before long, though, he starts convulsing due to the fact that he believes he's bound to a chair and his mouth duck taped as he's forced to watch his girlfriend (a very horny, boisterous Candy Hill) get it on with two prison guards. Unfortunately, the guys never finish the job and this clip ends up being a tease, not only for Nelson but for the viewer as well.
More teasing occurs in the form of Dasha. She plays a psychologist who gives Lola an ink blot test. You'd think Savant would want these two dyking it out in his movie, but that never happens. If you think the inmates in this film are out of their minds, imagine how I felt when a Dasha/Lola hook up didn't occur. Points off for that faux pas too!
Fortunately, "The Prisoner" more than makes up for its shortcomings in the second half. Oh, and Candy does get a money shot - courtesy of the warden, who balls her on an outdoor terrace. She gets it reverse cowgirl on a chair and missionary on a lounge (while pulling on her nipples). The sperm stream drips down on her big tits.
Blair soon is punished for trying to escape. She ends up in a nightmare situation in which she's surrounded by fire. The guards take her and toss her back into her prison cell, where her cellmate Beth (Reagan Star in a fantastic performance) is busy masturbating and dreaming of having sex with T.T. Boy. Reagan is obsessed with T.T., who ironically plays a porn star in this flick. In Reagan's virtual world, T.T. does everything to sexually please her. In perhaps this movie's best moment, he even sticks his shaft up her shitter while she's riding it reverse cowgirl. Regan enjoys every second of her ass blasting. She seems to enjoy the the thick facial of man milk she receives too.
But what of Kira Kener? I haven't seen her for awhile, and I'm starting to need my Kira fix. Problem solved as Kira, playing the maniacal Hannibal Lecter role in this movie, is subjected to a virtual world so she can be fed her dinner without incident. Bobby Vitale is the lucky stud who gets the call to fool around with her. The oral sex exchange takes place in multiple angle format (Only the first angle is vital viewing). Kira then gets a rubberized rod in all sorts of ways, including up the ass. The anal isn't as energetic as Reagan Starr's scene, but Kira is much nicer to look at (Reagan's fine too, but I just have a thing for Kira.). At first, Kira doesn't seem to enjoy her Hershey highway humping, but then she settles in and become more comfortable with the cock in her cornhole. The cum shot's also done on her butt, giving us yet another incredible look at Kira's curvy cheeks.
Finally, "The Prisoner" ends off the sex with an intense, action packed orgy that's not to be missed. After that, get ready to use the remote. If you're into the plot - which wraps up the movie's ending minutes - you might want to keep the DVD rolling. Others, however, will want to speed up and get to the close. Better yet, go back and check out any of the Kira clips or Reagan's terrific tush thumping. It's all good stuff!
Overall, I'd have to say this sci-fi jailhouse rocks! If watching Kira copulate is in violation of any current laws, then I guess the dream police better come to my house, lock me up and throw away the key because I don't plan to stop ogling her any time soon. In fact, I insist on doing "hard time" - if you know what I mean! Believe me, this is one crime of passion for which I won't mind accepting the punishment at all!
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