Wednesday January 7, 2009
There really is no reason not to collect the Where the Boys Aren't series. How can anyone turn down the idea of Vivid's hottest girls, every year, together in a huge fuckfest with no dicks around? Granted, lesbian action can only go so far but Vivid has continually produced with these flicks. Jenna Jameson especially delivers a stellar performance, and all the other girls are on the top of their game, notably Kira and Dasha. And of course, the finale is always top notch.
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Welcome to another all-girl installment of Where the Boys Aren't by Vivid. Number 14 of this popular series, to be exact. A crusader of twat-diving and clit-licking, Jenna shows us around her "dyke club" (in reality I suspect the venue is a gay mens' establishment). Luckily for you and me these aren't the kind of dykes you'll see parading around the streets of our fair cities, protesting, well, who knows what they're protesting, and looking as asexual as possible. The girls here are all big names and they've all got flawless slits and tits that would make the flat-chested weep.
Firing up the action, Dayton assaults Dasha's sloppy parts after performing some TLC on the latter's leather boots. Yupe, get your red hot muffmowing and vicious frigging right here as that's what WTBA 14 is all about. Kira makes it a fun-loving threesome and her gelatinous pussy lips getting juicy all over - a good time is had by all. Like the Princess Superstar song, these ladies are feelin' wet, wet, wet. The sound-track for the entire movie, I might add, is relentless though not especially taxing - think Ministry meets butt-rock. Appropriate perhaps as the ladies wear torn-up 80s duds under the flashing strobes.
Dasha, still hot and bothered, saunters over to unleash her sex spells (and smells!) on Jenna at the bar. Its not long before Dasha's writhing in pleasure - she even squirts a little onto Jenna's pumping fingers. You just can't fake that stuff. Twat-spanking ensues and Dasha opens up Jenna's honey-gates for one of the best glimpses inside anatomically-heavenly Jenna you may see for awhile. Next, in front of a stage of gyrating male dancers (I told you this was a mens' club!), Taylor Hayes, Raylene, Briana and Jenna flop into a squeaking pile-up under the lights and shaking nut-sacks. The strobes fuck with the digital camera a little but, but it's kind of cool when it gets pixilated. The girls line up and Jenna munches down the pussy buffet, sampling the slimies as though she's sitting down to eat at the local deli.
Girl-next-door Cheyenne grinds into Chelsea Sinclair's ebony love-hole for the fourth scene. Cheyenne goes after vag like a catfish attacks a lump of liver on a hook. Quick and strong-bitin', she's a mouthful kinda girl. And hey, did anyone else see Cheynne's episode on the world's greatest show Shipmates? Well, if you did you'll be delighted to see Cheyenne slurping away here. While the scene isn't stellar, I think Cheyenne will be around for a little way.
Lastly, in a final blowout orgy scene Taylor, Raylene, Cheyenne, Dasha, Kira and Chelsea go to tuna town on a pool table. It's hard to keep track of who's who so intertwined are the legs and crotches. And, finally, dildos and toys come out!
There aren't too many flaws with this flick. Maybe a little short, though there's a bonus scene with Cheyenne from another movie on the disk as well as a Behind the Scenes feature. While the twat-licking was quality and about as exciting as non-penetration can be, I would've enjoyed some more dildo action in this one. Still, plenty of finger-banging and headsgiving for all of you who just can't get enough of those gorgeous Vivid girls.
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